For mobile readers:
It’s 9 PM. The day is over. And here it starts again:
“You are a loser. Nobody likes you. You’ll never learn the
difference between der, die, and das.”
You go to the kitchen, throw some fruits into your blender, close your eyes, and turn on the magic.
The roar of 27,000 RPM and 1000 watts fills your brain with a comforting humming.
No longer can you hear your brain speaking or your neighbors’ BDSM night.
Your mind is empty, and your smoothie glass (which is included) is now full.
By the way, I also thought that the worst thing about blenders is cleaning them.
But apparently, it’s super easy. You spill in some water, turn it on for a few
seconds, and voila, it’s clean. (I’m talking about the blender, of course, not your conscience. There’s nothing I can do about that.)
For more technical details, check it out on Amazon: Philips Stand mixer (27000 rom, 2 Litre Glass Container, Drinking Bottle, DishwasherSafe)
Collect from Prenzlauer Berg/Pankow, Berlin
“You are a loser. Nobody likes you. You’ll never learn the
difference between der, die, and das.”
You go to the kitchen, throw some fruits into your blender, close your eyes, and turn on the magic.
The roar of 27,000 RPM and 1000 watts fills your brain with a comforting humming.
No longer can you hear your brain speaking or your neighbors’ BDSM night.
Your mind is empty, and your smoothie glass (which is included) is now full.
By the way, I also thought that the worst thing about blenders is cleaning them.
But apparently, it’s super easy. You spill in some water, turn it on for a few
seconds, and voila, it’s clean. (I’m talking about the blender, of course, not your conscience. There’s nothing I can do about that.)
For more technical details, check it out on Amazon: Philips Stand mixer (27000 rom, 2 Litre Glass Container, Drinking Bottle, DishwasherSafe)
Collect from Prenzlauer Berg/Pankow, Berlin
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